Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.

When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.

Dimebag Darrell

In a serious struggle there is no worse cruelty than to be magnanimous at an inopportune time.

Leon Trotsky

A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.

H. L. Mencken

Patriotism was a living fire of unquestioned belief and purpose.

Frank Knox

After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D.

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A rocky vineyard does not need a prayer, but a pick axe.

American Indian Proverb, Navajo

The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.

Terry Pratchett

And one more thing: you still believe that man can be good. If that weren't the case, you wouldn't have invented all this nonsense to convince yourself otherwise.

Paulo Coelho

To rely upon conviction, devotion, and other excellent spiritual qualities that is not to be taken seriously in politics.

Vladimir Lenin

Which is more real, when you face reality, or when reality faces you?

Anthony Liccione

As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of 'do it yourself.'

Marshall McLuhan