Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do.

Desire of having is the sin of covetousness.

William Shakespeare

I could tell you which writer's rhythms I am imitating. It's not exactly plagiarism, it's falling in love with good language and trying to imitate it.

Charles Kuralt

Swallowing that chocolate you just ateMay have been your fatal mistake!Your smooth complexion will get lumps and spots,Your lips will go brown and your teeth will all rot.Your breath will go smelly - it may make you sick,Not to mention your waistline expanding a bit!After eating that chocolate with its lack of nutrition,You will need to visit your local beautician.But no matter how ugly you may turn out to beYou will always be sweet and beautiful to me.

Kevin Missen

For I am more selves than Neville thinks. We are not simple as our friends would have us to meet their needs. Yet love is simple.

Virginia Woolf

And still, for all the jealously, all the doubt, sometimes I will be struck with a kind of awe that we're together. That someone like me could find someone like you --- it renders me wordless. Because surely words would conspire against such luck, would protest the unlikelihood of such a turn of events.

David Levithan

Look at the tyranny of party-- at what is called party allegiance, party loyalty-- a snare invented by designing men for selfish purposes-- and which turns voters into chattels, slaves, rabbits; and all the while, their masters, and they themselves are shouting rubbish about liberty, independence, freedom of opinion, freedom of speech, honestly unconscious of the fantastic contradiction; and forgetting or ignoring that their fathers and the churches shouted the same blasphemies a generation earlier when they were closing thier doors against the hunted slave, beating his handful of humane defenders with Bible-texts and billies, and pocketing the insults nad licking the shoes of his Southern master.

Mark Twain

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Frank Lloyd Wright

If I had felt always as much as I do sometimes, life wouldn't be bearable.

Dr Vegar Myklebust

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

Ogden Nash

Meaning and reality were not hidden somewhere behind things, they were in them, in all of them.

Hermann Hesse

As a result of the digital age and the decline of first-class mail, there is no question that the Postal Service must change and develop a new business model.

Bernie Sanders

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

Ken Jennings