Quote by Joe E. Lewis

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and i

Summary

This quote by American comedian and actor Joe E. Lewis uses irony and wordplay to convey a humorous message about the futility of attempting quick fixes in life. By stating that he "lost two weeks" by dieting and abstaining from indulgences, Lewis is highlighting the absurdity of expecting immediate and unrealistic results. The quote reminds us to approach change and improvement with patience and a realistic perspective, as true progress often requires sustained efforts over time rather than quick fixes.

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Drinking

By Joe E. Lewis

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