Quote by Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, a

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words that highlights the importance of perspective and comparison. When the person says they have "acute appendicitis," they are referring to a medical condition which requires immediate attention. However, they amusingly question who they are being compared to in order to determine the severity of their situation. The quote implies that comparing oneself to others can alter one's perception of their own problems, suggesting that perspective and context are crucial in evaluating the seriousness of any situation.

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By Jay London

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