Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke o

Summary

This humorous quote is a clever play on words. It satirically suggests that the fight which occurred at the event was so intense and chaotic that it resembled a hockey game, known for its physicality and occasional brawls. It highlights the unexpected and amusing nature of the situation, using irony to convey a sense of surprise and entertainment.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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