Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in t

Summary

This quote suggests that the person who said it went to search for a used car but unexpectedly discovered their wife's dress in the back seat. It implies that the person's spouse may have been unfaithful or involved in some secretive behavior, as finding personal belongings in an unlikely place raises suspicions. This discovery could potentially lead to a revelation and perhaps turmoil in the relationship.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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