Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the massage parlor mentioned had no professional masseurs or masseuses, and that the individual had to give themselves a massage. It likely highlights a situation or environment that lacks expected services or assistance, highlighting a comical or unexpected experience.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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