Quote by Jay London

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home

Summary

This quote uses a play on words to create a humorous situation. The speaker bought lady fingers, which are a type of pastry, from a store. However, upon reaching home, they realized that one finger was missing. In an unexpected twist, the speaker then returns to the store and the manager appeases their complaint by giving them the missing finger. The quote relies on wordplay and situational irony to create a light-hearted and comical narrative.

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