We've not had one Republican president in 34 years balance the budget. You can't trust right-wing Republicans with your money. You ought to hire somebody who has balanced a budget. I'm much more conservative with money than George Bush is.

We tend to be judged because of our actions.

Roxy Writer

There is no grief like the grief that does not speak.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you have no problems at your job you don't have a job you've got a hobby.

Ronald Dunn

I once said cynically of a politician, Hell double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Oscar Levant

Like anything else that happens on its own, the act of writing is beyond currency. Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process.

Stephen King

The promises of this world are, for the most part, vain phantoms; and to confide in one's self, and become something of worth and value is the best and safest course.

Michelangelo Buonarroti

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Mortimer Caplan

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.

Roseanne Barr

For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same?

Jesus Christ

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Eric Idle

If we want to address global warming, along with the other environmental problems associated with our continued rush to burn our precious fossil fuels as quickly as possible, we must learn to use our resources more wisely, kick our addiction, and quickly start turning to sources of energy that have fewer negative impacts.

David Suzuki

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Rita Mae Brown