Whenever somebody says they need an angle for their story I always fear that they've got an idea and they want me to fit into it or they want me to come up with an idea myself or I'm supposed to be more revealing than I've been, and to me it just sounds like something I don't want to do.

My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I out and lift my house up over my head. I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.

Steven Wright

Act well at the moment, and you have performed a good action for all eternity.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

We can only speak the truth that we know at the time it is known.

Sharon Lee

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

Jimmy Buffett

If Obama wanted to make radical changes to America's health long-term, all he has to do is treble the price of sugar and salt.

Jamie Oliver

There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.

Robert Smith

I lay it down as a general rule, Harriet, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

Jane Austen

'Little Miss Sunshine' snowballed. It was a tiny movie. We shot it in 30 days, and it was really fun to do, but it was one of those small movies that you don't hold out huge hope for.

Greg Kinnear

Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.

Source Unknown

I rarely see one of the 'summer blockbuster' movies. I'd like to see a stronger focus on smaller, smarter movies.

Christopher Meloni

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.

Carrie Fisher

I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.

Bobby Rahal