Quote by William Goldman

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that meetings have become ubiquitous and often appear to be more theatrical than productive. It playfully compares the elaborate and glamorous nature of Hollywood events, such as the Oscars, to the seemingly unnecessary and repetitive nature of meetings. By sarcastically proposing award categories for different types of meetings, the quote subtly criticizes the excessive amount of time and energy that can be wasted in unproductive meetings.

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By William Goldman

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