My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind --intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.

If you're not a competitor, you've just got to go home.

Venus Williams

Nobody should trust their virtue with necessity, the force of which is never known till it is felt, and it is therefore one of the first duties to avoid the temptation of it.

Mary Wortley Montagu

I think a lot of people have lost respect for the individual, you know, the individual, the person who doesn't conform.

Erykah Badu

Remember that not to be happy is not to be grateful.

Elizabeth Carter

In the autumn of your years don't make it so that what you look back on is regret. Live your life now so that whatever you do gives some sunshine before you head into the winter of your life.

Stephen Richards

It is said that God is always on the side of the big battalions.

Voltaire

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.

Jerry Seinfeld

All the principles of skeptics, stoics, atheists, etc., are true. But their conclusions are false, because the opposite principles are also true.

Blaise Pascal

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

Grace Hansen

Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.

Francis Bacon

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

William S. Burroughs

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

Harry Caray