Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the wife taking the driver's test did not perform well, as she only scored 8 out of 10. The use of the phrase "jumped clear" suggests that the other two guys successfully avoided potential accidents or mistakes. The quote is playfully highlighting the wife's poor test performance while contrasting it with the apparently superior skills of the other two individuals.

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Humor Funny Drivers License

By Rodney Dangerfield

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