Quote by Sir Winston Churchill

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were m

Summary

This quote is a humorous remark that plays on the idea of a strained or unhappy marriage. It depicts a hypothetical conversation between a man and a woman, where the woman expresses her frustration by stating that she would poison her husband if she were his wife. In response, the man humorously implies that he would willingly accept the outcome, implying that their hypothetical union might not be a harmonious one. The quote highlights the humor derived from their hypothetical marital discord.

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Marriage

By Sir Winston Churchill

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