Quote by Jimmy Durante

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and

Summary

This quote humorously expresses that the person's wife has a speech impediment where she pauses mid-sentence to catch her breath. It implies that her speech is affected by shortness of breath or maybe difficulty articulating certain words. The quote highlights the speaker's acceptance and light-hearted perspective towards their wife's speech quirk.

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By Jimmy Durante

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