Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alkaseltzer.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the person's wife is a terrible cook and their cooking is so bad that even their dog prefers to eat indigestion-relief medication, like Alka-Seltzer, instead of their food. It emphasizes the poor quality of the wife's cooking skills, suggesting that it is so unappetizing that even a dog would rather eat something meant to alleviate discomfort rather than consume her meals.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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