Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. she said, all kids smell that way.

My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. s

Summary

In this quote, the speaker humorously implies that their wife lacks intelligence by recalling a conversation they had. The speaker tries to express their belief that their children are spoiled, but their wife's response gives a playful twist to the whole situation. By saying, "all kids smell that way," the wife comically misunderstands the word "spoiled" and takes it in a literal sense. Overall, this quote serves as a lighthearted jest about miscommunication between partners.

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Humor Funny Kids

By Rodney Dangerfield

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