You will get good attention and people will be more inclined to listen to you if you can make a statement whereby their response is, No Shit! or at least, No kidding!

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

Ambrose Bierce

If I'm coming in at 4:00 in the morning and my kids have been in bed since 8:00, 9:00, that's not setting a good example. The responsibility that I have kids inside my household has made me realize now that I have to be an example.

Gary Sheffield

Beauty is like success: we can't love it for long.

Graham Greene

Every Indian outbreak that I have ever known has resulted from broken promises and broken treaties by the government.

Buffalo Bill

Decisiveness is often the art of timely cruelty.

Henri Becquerel

We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very grave danger they will be misinterpreted.

H.R. Haldeman

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.

Henry Kissinger

It was generally believed that Catholics were not interested in arts and science graduate schools. They weren't going to be intellectuals. And so I put the theses to the test. And they all collapsed.

Andrew Greeley

Men often become what they believe themselves to be. If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it even if I didn't have it in the beginning.

Mahatma Gandhi

Now, on the road to freedom, I was pausing for a moment near Temuco and could hear the voice of the water that had taught me to sing.

Pablo Neruda

We believe the use of force against Iraq, especially with reference to previous resolutions of the UN Security Council, has no grounds, including legal grounds.

Igor Ivanov

Truth is the trial of itself And needs no other touch, And purer than the purest gold, Refine it ne'er so much.

Ben Jonson