I will not talk about people a thousand miles off, but come as near home as I can. As the time is short, I will leave out all the flattery, and retain all the criticism. Let us consider the way in which we spend our lives.

Honest hearts produce honest actions.

Brigham Young

Me cae bien la gente que lee libros, y no sólo porque yo solía escribirlos. Los lectores de libros están tan dispuestos como cualquiera a iniciar una conversación con el tema del tiempo, pero son capaces de pasar de ahí.

Stephen King

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.

Helen Rowland

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.

Bertrand Russell

How can I die? I'm booked.

George Burns

I want it to be remembered that Ozzy was the first celebrity who was brave enough to open up his private life to the public. He was the first.

Sharon Osbourne

A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.

Paul Dudley White

When I am finishing a picture, I hold some Godmade object up to it a rock, a flower, the branch of a tree or my hand as a final test. If the painting stands up beside a thing man cannot make, the painting is authentic. If there's a clash between the two, it's bad art.

Marc Chagall

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Dennis Miller

I do sometimes strongly hope that in a past life, my most recent life before this, I was absolutely horrible, evil, hideous. Because otherwise - well, hell, to even things up next time around, I'm going to have to pay for this one, am I not?

Vanessa Paradis

Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family but to a solitary and an exile his friends are everything.

Warren G. Harding

Even virtue is fairer when it appears in a beautiful person.

Virgil