Quote by Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Summary

This quote expresses a desire or longing to defy societal norms and expectations. It suggests a rebellion against the conventional act of tipping, which is commonly seen as a social obligation. The speaker could be yearning for the courage to break away from this traditional practice, potentially questioning its significance or feeling frustrated by the societal pressures that accompany it.

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By Paul Lynde

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