Quote by Noelle Oxenhandler

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up

Summary

This quote is a vulgar way of expressing the idea that wishing for something is futile without taking action. It suggests that dreams and desires alone won't make things happen; instead, one needs to work hard and actively pursue their goals. By contrasting the wish with a distasteful metaphor, the quote emphasizes the importance of taking concrete steps towards a desired outcome rather than relying solely on hopes and aspirations.

Topics

Life Truth Funny Cynicism Humour Melancholy The Art Of Wishing

By Noelle Oxenhandler

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