Quote by Sara Paretsky
I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.
The quote humorously highlights the irony of frequently misplacing common items, such as keys and glasses, which often leads to spending a significant amount of time searching for them. The speaker expresses frustration at their inability to remember where they put things, implying a forgetfulness that disrupts their daily life and consumes a considerable portion of their time.