Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. A man must have a good share of wit himself to endure a great share of it in another.

Of rich men it telleth, and strange is the story how they have, and they hanker, and grip far and wide; And they live and they die, and the earth and its glory has been but a burden they scarce might abide.

William Morris

The center that I cannot find is known to my unconscious mind.

W. H. Auden

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Chris Rock

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

Conan O'Brien

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

William Shakespeare

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.

Scottish Proverb

Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into.

Wayne Dyer

I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working, my friends were all adults. I had a tough time going to different schools because people knew me from films and I was the fat child who got beaten up every day.

Drew Barrymore

But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.

Terry Pratchett

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Lee Trevino

To accept good advice is but to increase one's own ability

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As soon as a religion comes to dominate it has as its opponents all those who would have been its first disciples.

Friedrich Nietzsche