To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

Permit no hour to go by without it due improvement.

Thomas Kempis

I awoke one morning and found myself famous.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world.

Dennis Kucinich

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

Mark Twain

Nothing but good times ahead.

Jennifer Crusie

I like somebody who's not so crazy but likes to have a good time... and who is thoughtful and kind and easy to laugh with. Somebody you can just be yourself with one hundred and fifty percent.

Kate Bosworth

'Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold that glitters. From the tail of the plough, Bamba was made King of Spain; and from his silks and riches was Rodrigo cast to be devoured by the snakes.

Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

We are here, not because we are law-breakers; we are here in our efforts to become law-makers.

Emmeline Pankhurst

To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There's peace where there's order.

Joe Gold

The intense happiness of our union is derived in a high degree from the perfect freedom with which we each follow and declare our own impressions.

George Eliot

They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.

Confucius

What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?

Logan P. Smith