A woman is like a teabag -- only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum -- which does not happen to a lot of people.

Prince Philip Edinburgh

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

George Carlin

Life insurance in America has traditionally been dominated by mutual insurers. Twelve of the fifteen largest life insurers are mutuals.

Andrew Tobias

Art like life should be free, since both are experimental.

George Santayana

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

Samuel Johnson

Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time wondering when a child will turn in.

Ted Cook

Privilege is invisible to those who have it.

Michael Kimmel

I know in my own marriage I stayed in it to provide my son with what I thought was a stable background and to give him what I thought was the family life a child should have with two parents. But that isn't always the best way, and it took me taking my son to therapy after the divorce to really see it.

Regina King

I'm an addict, I'm addicted to success. Thankfully, there's no rehab for success.

Lil Wayne

Plus, you know, when I was young, there was a lot of respect for clowning in rock music - look at Little Richard. It was a part of the whole thing, and I always also believed that it released the audience.

Bruce Springsteen

The pious pretence that evil does not exist only makes it vague, enormous and menacing.

Aleister Crowley

Handsome is as handsome does.

J.R.R. Tolkien