Quote by Tommy Cooper

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor

Summary

This quote humorously depicts a scenario where a woman seeks medical advice for her bad back. However, the doctor dismisses her concerns and attributes it to old age. The woman, not satisfied with this response, requests a second opinion. In a twist of irony, the doctor insults her appearance, implying that her back pain is compounded by her perceived physical unattractiveness. This quote satirizes the experience of getting a second opinion while highlighting the doctor's lack of empathy and rudeness.

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Age

By Tommy Cooper

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