Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

Civilization as it is known today could not have evolved, nor can it survive, without an adequate food supply.

Norman Borlaug

It's been amazing how this crazy career has been created. I feel that it's been given to me. I wouldn't be anywhere without Victoria's Secret.

Candice Swanepoel

Pessimism only describes an attitude, and not facts, and hence is entirely subjective.

Francis Parker Yockey

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity.

Charles Caleb Colton

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

Allen Klein

It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but to be humble when you are praised is a great and rare attainment.

St. Bernard

For books are more than books, they are the life, the very heart and core of ages past, the reason why men lived and worked and died, the essence and quintessence of their lives.

Amy Lowell

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Mae West

Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.

J.K. Rowling

Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.

Billie Holiday

Our life is not really a mutual helpfulness; but rather, it's fair competition cloaked under due laws of war; it's a mutual hostility.

Thomas Carlyle

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

H. L. Mencken