Quote by Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that poodles, with their distinct appearance and grooming styles, may be perceived differently by other dogs. It playfully speculates that these dogs might view poodles as belonging to a peculiar religious group due to their unique look and grooming practices. The quote humorously highlights the subjectivity of perception and the idea that individual differences can often be misunderstood or misinterpreted by others.

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By Rita Rudner

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