I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn't all been that way is simply down to some random quirk of fate.

And there, right in the middle of it, I find 'Forgive us our sins as we forgive those that sin against us.' There is no slightest suggestion that we are offered forgiveness on any other terms. It is made perfectly clear that if we do not forgive we shall not be forgiven.

C.S. Lewis

I don't walk off and come back for encores. I figure I can add four weeks to my life that way.

Colin Hay

You may not like the idea of putting money into a home when you're moving out. But it's demanded by the market. You need to show it off. You don't have to rip out the kitchen and bathroom. But maybe replace the tiles or the countertops. Get professional advice.

Barbara Corcoran

As his partner on this amazing journey, I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it.

Ann Romney

I do not like work even when someone else does it.

Mark Twain

And whosoever of you will be the chiefest, shall be servant of all. Mark 10:44

Bible

Here you have a new technology, and if that technology is going to work, you must allow people to provide central indexes of the data. It's just like a newspaper that publishes classified ads.

David Boies

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

Edgar Allan Poe

All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was.

Toni Morrison

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Pat Robertson

The smell of profit is clean and sweet, whatever the source.

Juvenal

I am grateful for the opportunities I have been given to participate in that work as a representative of my country, Canada, whose people have, I think, shown their devotion to peace.

Lester B. Pearson