Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking the owner, how big I'd get.

I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking the owner, how

Summary

This quote implies that the speaker worked in a pet shop where customers would frequently ask the owner about the size the speaker (presumably an animal) would grow to. It captures the curiosity of individuals who are interested in the growth and development of pets and highlights the common questions asked by potential pet owners.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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