I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking the owner, how big I'd get.

Virtue is the only true nobility.

Thomas Fuller

Men are actually the weaker sex.

George Weinberg

Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

Ambrose Bierce

In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness, folly, envy, rage, and destructiveness, and I wonder whether we shall not end up as breakfast for newts and polyps, I seem to hear the muffled cries of all the words in all the books with covers closed.

Leo Rosten

If ever you feel like an animal among men, be a lion.

Criss Jami

Life is not a dress rehearsal.

Rose Tremain

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Helen Rowland

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Dave Barry

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.

Leo Tolstoy

In winter, the stars seem to have rekindled their fires, the moon achieves a fuller triumph, and the heavens wear a look of a more exalted simplicity. Summer is more wooing and seductive, more versatile and human, appeals to the affections and the sentiments, and fosters inquiry and the art impulse.

John Burroughs

Faith is the black person's federal reserve system.

Hattie McDaniel

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.

Euripides