My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.

That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.

Colin Quinn

I'd rather have happiness than money. People ask for it. Sometimes when I don't have it. I make other people's problems my problem because they want me to they ask me to.

Brenda Fassie

Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings.

Lord Chesterfield

Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master thus your art must be, as it were, God's grandchild.

Dante Alighieri

The surest way to prevent war is not to fear it.

John Randolph

Feeling is its own law and truth.

Martin Firrell

My doctors warned me repeatedly that if you don't stay positive, you don't do well.

Vince Flynn

If you spend enough time in or around Washington, you'll meet amazing people who work for the government.

Judy Woodruff

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

Maggie Smith

Hem,' he said, and I knew he was a critic now, since, in conversation, they put your name at the beginning of a sentence rather than at the end.

Ernest Hemingway

The right name is an advertisement in itself.

Claude Hopkins

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

Donald J. Trump