I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

Humility makes great men twice honorable

Benjamin Franklin

So vast is art, so narrow human wit.

Alexander Pope

Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives.

Richard Bach

I wish I knew what I know now before.

Rod Stewart

What is true is true, and what is false is false...

Emanuel Swedenborg

COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.

Anon.

[Prison Break is] one of the craziest, most unpredictable roller-coaster rides on TV today.

Stephen King

To most men experience is like the stern lights of a ship, which illuminate only the track it has passed.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Tom Robbins

Reason is an action of the mind knowledge is a possession of the mind but faith is an attitude of the person. It means you are prepared to stake yourself on something being so.

Michael Ramsey

Because of her, there is no bridge between dreams and reality. In reality, because of her, drinking a glass of water has taste. In a dream, it doesn't have taste, unless she's in it with me. I do not have to dream about her, because all of my dreams about her, is my only reality.

Lionel Suggs

I have a problem with censorship by the lawyer - by legal people by the publishing firm, and I may be changing publishers. They don't seem to want to take too many risks with living people.

Kenneth Anger