Quote by Ethel Merman

I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.

I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.

Summary

This quote humorously expresses a lack of trust in individuals. It implies extreme skepticism, suggesting that the speaker does not trust any man at all. The comparison to throwing a piano highlights the seemingly impossible task of trusting someone genuinely, as pianos are heavy and difficult to lift. Overall, the quote serves as a metaphorical way of saying that the speaker is highly doubtful of people's intentions and reliability.

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Freedom

By Ethel Merman

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