Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a z

Summary

In this quote, the speaker is expressing self-deprecating humor by acknowledging their perceived unattractiveness. When they ask the bartender to make them a zombie cocktail, a reference to their own appearance, the bartender replies with a witty remark implying that their ugliness is already like a 'zombie', emphasizing a dark but humorous twist. This quote highlights the speaker's acceptance of their physical appearance and their ability to find humor in it, showing resilience and self-awareness despite societal beauty standards.

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God

By Rodney Dangerfield

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