Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

All that can really be said is that at some indeterminate point in the very distant past, for reasons unknown, there came the moment known to science as t = 0. We were on our way.

Bill Bryson

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Will Rogers

An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.

Roald Dahl

I am sure there is only one solution, that is for me to remove myself from the King's life. That is what I am doing now.

Wallis Simpson

Somewhere between the bottom of the climb and the summit is the answer to the mystery why we climb.

Greg Child

Given that we can live only a small part of what there is in us -- what happens with the rest?

Pascal Mercier

If you want an audience start a fight.

Proverb

By education most have been misled So they believe, because they were bred. The priest continues where the nurse began, And thus the child imposes on the man.

John Dryden

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

Aristotle

I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day.

Bradley Whitford

Is anyone serious about the politics of happiness? David Cameron dipped a toe in the water, using the word lightly, but denying the hard policies it implies. Labour shies away from it, but should take up the challenge.

Polly Toynbee

My good friends are Mormon, some of the best people I know.

Katherine Heigl