The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.

Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed.

Sarah Palin

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Burt Reynolds

My friends and I play a new version of Russian roulette, we pass around six girls and one of them has V.D.

Rodney Dangerfield

I let my racket do the talking. That's what I am all about, really. I just go out and win tennis matches.

Pete Sampras

Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.

Dick Armey

I thought we were gonna open up the world of poetry and music to all kinds of things, and yet, I can't really think of anyone who's done anything like it since.

Ray Manzarek

Human beings, for all their pretensions, have a remarkable propensity for lending themselves to classification somewhere within neatly labeled categories. Even the outrageous exceptions may be classified as outrageous exceptions!

W.J. Reichmann

Many without punishment, none without sin.

John Ray

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

The being who, for most men, is the source of the most lively, and even, be it said, to the shame of philosophical delights, the most lasting joys; the being towards or for whom all their efforts tend for whom and by whom fortunes are made and lost; for whom, but especially by whom, artists and poets compose their most delicate jewels; from whom flow the most enervating pleasures and the most enriching sufferings -- woman, in a word, is not, for the artist in general... only the female of the human species. She is rather a divinity, a star.

Charles Baudelaire

I have read your book and much like it.

Moses Hadas

Some of us may just, in one-on-one conversations with our family, with our friends, over the back fence with our neighbors, talk about the reality of our lives and realize that we're not alone, that we have a right to be physically safe and emotionally safe in our own homes.

Patricia Ireland