Quote by Henny Youngman

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry

Summary

This quote advises individuals to prioritize their well-being when making decisions they might regret in the morning. By suggesting to "sleep late," it implies that if one is planning to engage in activities that may result in remorse or consequences, it is better to give oneself the time to rest and reflect instead. By granting oneself this extra sleep, it hints at fostering self-care and mental clarity to make wiser choices that reduce potential regrets or negative outcomes. Ultimately, the quote encourages individuals to consider their future well-being and act accordingly.

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By Henny Youngman

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