You're probably not a member of a major league baseball team, your errors, unless they are truly spectacular, don't show up in the morning paper.

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

Voltaire (FrançoisMarie Arouet)

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

Rodney Dangerfield

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.

Jerome K. Jerome

Sweet is the scene where genial friendship plays the pleasing game of interchanging praise.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.

Steve Jobs

I watch and listen to movies today and am shocked by the way actors deliver their lines. Everybody mumbles now and I don't understand why.

Maureen O'Hara

It's not about how much movement you do, how much interaction there is, it just reeks of credibility if it's real. If it's contrived, it seems to work for a while for the people who can't filter out the real and unreal.

Fred Durst

One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.

Abraham Maslow

Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get older.

John Maynard Keynes

You not sell your talent, your genius; as soon as you do, you are a prostitute. You sell your work, but not your soul.

Leo Tolstoy

Animals are considered as property only. To destroy or to abuse them, from malice to the proprietor, or with an intention injurious to his interest in them, is criminal. But the animals themselves are without protection. The law regards them not substantively. They have no RIGHTS!

Shirley Lord

If you can feed your family, give them an education, then you are a success.

Jami Gertz