Quote by Cassandra Clare

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going

Summary

This quote comedicallly highlights the severity of the speaker's reaction if someone were to send a text message to Magnus expressing their admiration or approval using casual and abbreviated language. It conveys a humorous hyperbole, suggesting that the speaker has a strong aversion or disdain for such informal communication styles.

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