If you're the village blacksmith and a model T comes along, you better become a mechanic. People's lives are better when they get news online versus having to wait for the morning paper. It's a lot more efficient, a lot more real time, a lot less waste.

As it has been told to me, my Dad had some kind of deal with Dick Clark. But when we got here, that fell through. So we were out here with no job, no furniture, no food.

Danny Bonaduce

Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.

Benjamin Franklin

I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so much of my time, I didn't have a chance to be with him very often.

Nancy Sinatra

A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Yakov Smirnoff

The ability to perceive or think differently is more important than the knowledge gained.

David Bohm

My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.

Victor Cruz

The person who cannot laugh is not only ready for treason, and deceptions, their whole life is already a treason and deception.

Thomas Carlyle

Rest breeds rust.

Proverb

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor.

Oscar Wilde

It's sort of a feeling of power onstage. It's really the ability to make people smile, or just to turn them one way or another for that duration of time, and for it to have some effect later on. I don't really think it's power... it's the goodness.

Robert Plant

Infantilism is possibly the hallmark of our generation.

John Wells