Alan King Quotes

A collection of quotes by Alan King.

Alan King (1927-2004) was an American comedian, actor, and writer. Born Irwin Alan Kniberg in New York City, King began his career as a stand-up comedian in the 1950s, gaining popularity for his witty and relatable observations on everyday life. He went on to perform in various nightclubs, theaters, and television shows, earning a reputation as a skilled and versatile entertainer. King also appeared in numerous films, including "Casino" and "The Bonfire of the Vanities." Throughout his career, he received several accolades for his contributions to the entertainment industry.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with st

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Alan King

Marriage

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friend

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Alan King

Money

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to b

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Alan King

Marriage