Anon. Quotes

A collection of quotes by Anon..

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Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of li

Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out. It will wear well and be remembered long after the prism of politeness or the complexion of courtesy has faded away. When I am gone, I hope it can be said of me that I plucked a thistle and planted a flower wherever I thought a flower would grow.

Kindness

The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a no

The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a non-holiday.

Holidays

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

Programs & Programming

BASIC - A programming language.

BASIC - A programming language.

Programs & Programming

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

Computers

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Computers

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...

Error Messages

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'

Operating Systems

Never judge a man by his umbrella. It may not be his.

Never judge a man by his umbrella. It may not be his.

Judgment Judging

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Perception

When the tide of life turns against youAnd the current upset

When the tide of life turns against youAnd the current upsets your boat,Don't waste tears on what might have been,Just lie on your back and float.

Despair

There once was a sculptor called PhidiasWho had a distaste f

There once was a sculptor called PhidiasWho had a distaste for the hideous.So he sculpt AphroditeWithout any nightieWhich shocked the ultra-fastidious.

Nudity

We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but

We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.

Ambition

The world is so fast that there are days when the person who

The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.

Progress

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my fr

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.

Friends

There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in

There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it ill behooves any of us, To say anything about the rest of us.

Criticism

A fly and a flea in a flueWere imprisoned, so what could the

A fly and a flea in a flueWere imprisoned, so what could they do?Said the Flea, Let us fly!Said the Fly, Let us flee!So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

Prison

To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.

To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.

Secrets

Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled.

Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled.

Snow

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!

Snow