The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.

She lives the poetry she cannot write.

Oscar Wilde

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.

George Santayana

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.

Mitch Hedberg

Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.

John Ruskin

But things move in circles: one minute it's the models who are famous, then it's the actresses, then it's the designers.

Rachel Hunter

If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior.

William Glasser

Change is healthy and useful. It has to be fought for most of the time. It's not inevitable. It takes real leadership and real effort. But I think it's really important not to take yourself too seriously. Dwight Eisenhower used to have a rule that you should always take your job seriously but not yourself.

Newt Gingrich

Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.

Denis Waitley

I feel very strong as an individual, but as a famous footballer I know I am prone to certain things. All the media have a continuous interest for me. It varies from once a year to every day interest.

Ruud van Nistelrooy

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty four hours.

Lady Kasluck

I love getting presents. And awards. I'd do whatever they told me to do.

Jackie Weaver

Truth in philosophy means that concept and external reality correspond.

G. W. F. Hegel