Anon. Quotes

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

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A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.

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Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results.

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.

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No one is listening until you make a mistake.

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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.

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Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.

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Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.

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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.

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Don't steal. The government hates competition.

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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

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Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.

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Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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