A collection of quotes by Anon..
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Anon.
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Hit any user to continue.
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
Optimization hinders evolution.
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.
Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will.
