Drew Carey Quotes

A collection of quotes by Drew Carey.

Drew Carey is an American comedian, actor, and game show host born on May 23, 1958, in Cleveland, Ohio. Rising to fame with his hilarious stand-up comedy routines, he quickly became popular for his deadpan delivery and quirky sense of humor.

Carey gained widespread recognition when he starred in his own sitcom, "The Drew Carey Show," which ran from 1995 to 2004. He played the lead role of Drew Carey, a quirky assistant director of personnel in a fictional department store, winning over audiences with his relatable and humorous portrayal.

Aside from his success in television, Drew Carey is also well-known for hosting several game shows. In 2007, he took over as the host of the long-running improvisational comedy show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" and later became the host of the popular game show "The Price Is Right" in 2007.

Throughout his career in comedy and television, Carey has been nominated for numerous honors, including Primetime Emmy Awards for his work on "The Drew Carey Show" and a Daytime Emmy Award for his hosting on "The Price Is Right." His accomplishments, combined with his down-to-earth personality, have made him a beloved figure in the entertainment industry.

Beyond his professional achievements, Carey is also known for his philanthropic endeavors, including supporting various charities and causes.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

Drew Carey


Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect sco

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

Drew Carey

Fitness

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

Drew Carey

Funny

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporti

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

Drew Carey

Sports

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

Drew Carey

Travel

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up over

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

Drew Carey

Sports

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Drew Carey

Movingon

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Drew Carey

Funny

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.

Drew Carey

Government

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learni

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

Drew Carey

Learning