Jon Cryer Quotes

A collection of quotes by Jon Cryer.

Jon Cryer is an American actor, producer, and screenwriter born on April 16, 1965. He gained prominence for his role as Alan Harper on the hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men," which earned him two Primetime Emmy Awards and one Golden Globe Award. Cryer's acting career spans over four decades, with notable appearances in films such as "Pretty in Pink" and "Hiding Out." He has also made guest appearances on various television shows and directed episodes of sitcoms like "The Cool Kids" and "Two and a Half Men."

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact t

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

Jon Cryer

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