Samuel Levenson Quotes

A collection of quotes by Samuel Levenson.

Samuel Levenson (1911-1980) was an American humorist, author, and educator. Known for his witty and insightful observations on everyday life, he gained popularity through his humorous essays, books, and television appearances. Levenson began his career as a teacher, and his experiences in the classroom often served as inspiration for his work. He published several books, including "In One Era and Out the Other" and "You Don't Have to be in Who's Who to Know What's What." Levenson's clever storytelling and engaging humor made him a beloved figure, and his works continue to entertain readers today.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.

Samuel Levenson

Insanity

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I h

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

Samuel Levenson

Freedom

You can't start at the top.

You can't start at the top.

Samuel Levenson

Action(s)

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Samuel Levenson

Time

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Samuel Levenson

Wisdom

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn'

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Samuel Levenson

Creation

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possib

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Samuel Levenson

Mistakes