Source Unknown Quotes

A collection of quotes by Source Unknown.

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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Marriage

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after t

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

Marriage

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you stil

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage

There are only two things to worry about, either you are hea

There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry!

Worry

Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; th

Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period.

Worry

Why worry when you can pray?

Why worry when you can pray?

Worry

Do not worry about whether or not the sun will rise. Be prep

Do not worry about whether or not the sun will rise. Be prepared to enjoy it.

Worry

Worry: a sustained form of fear caused by indecision.

Worry: a sustained form of fear caused by indecision.

Worry

To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to

To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries.

Worry

Don't worry about the intensity and direction of the putt --

Don't worry about the intensity and direction of the putt -- until you get on the green!

Worry

If you cannot help worrying, remember that worrying cannot h

If you cannot help worrying, remember that worrying cannot help you either.

Worry

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.

Worry

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better.

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

Worry

When you deplore the conditions in the world, ask yourself,

When you deplore the conditions in the world, ask yourself, am I part of the problem or part of the solution?

World

The beauties of the world are best seen by those who strive

The beauties of the world are best seen by those who strive to reach them.

World

It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dr

It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though in a long lifetime few of the dangers come to anything.

Worry

Ninety percent of the things we tend to WORRY about we have

Ninety percent of the things we tend to WORRY about we have no control over, so why worry about them?

Worry

Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time -- t

Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time -- the cemetery.

Worry

It doesn't matter much what happens in this world, there's g

It doesn't matter much what happens in this world, there's going to be somebody who'll tell you that he knew it would.

World

The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in countr

The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in country clubs.

World