Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Birthday.
I temporarily lost my hope in love, and it was temporary, thank goodness.
Shania Twain
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
Doug Coupland
I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.
Brit Marling
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
David Sedaris
When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
Yoko Ono
The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.
Matthew Sweet
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.
Cheryl Hines
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Annette Funicello
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.
Marian McPartland
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Demetri Martin
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.
Anne Lamott
I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.
Kevin Smith
I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.
Amanda Seyfried
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
Victoria Beckham
My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.
Victor Cruz
For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.
Chris Evans